did you know a giraffe kicks so hard it can internally decapitate a lion? (of course, internal decapitation doesn't mean severing the head. internal decapitation, simply means, in the broadest sense, severing the cranium from the spine)
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Oh ignore the “usual comic” line— this ran in my university’s paper, and I normally don’t do giraffe facts for that!
That’s also why they use training wheels on their fixies!
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