But he’ll get through it.
Maybe it could’ve worked if he had let her choose the restaurant every once in a while…
Oh ignore the “usual comic” line— this ran in my university’s paper, and I normally don’t do giraffe facts for that!
That’s also why they use training wheels on their fixies!
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You should pity him, society.
This is IMPORTANT, people!
This giraffe has trouble navigating social situations.
Giraffes look instantly fancier in tiny hats. You, on the other hand, probably would not.
This has been a public service announcement.